Name Your
Victim
Enter the name of the person who deserves a little cosmic inconvenience.
Make a Curse
Choose wisely. They probably deserve it.
Victim Name
Choose Their Fate
▾Not Evil Enough?
Create your own curse – $4.99
Got something more annoyingly specific in mind? Write your own completely fictional inconvenience.
Pay & Cast
Secure checkout. No refunds for the damned.
Cardholder name
Card number
Expiration date
CVC
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Curse successfully sent.
It’s out of your hands now.
They deserve it.
How It Works
No complicated rituals. No full moon required. Just three simple steps.
Name Your
Choose
Their Fate
Pick one of our carefully selected curses – or write your own if you’re feeling creative.
Cast The
Curse
Complete your order and leave the rest to the universe. Their slightly worse day is now out of your hands.
✦ 100% true. 100% actual supernatural power. ✦
FAQs
Questions before you ruin someone’s day? Fair enough.